There's possibly no other movie phrase, inane as it is, that can reduce a grown man to tears — whether for the humorous effect or the horror that comes from realizing your car was just stolen — quicker than, "Dude, where's my car?" If you've ever returned to the spot where you last parked, only to find an empty space, or possibly some shattered glass on the ground where your car stood, then you know what we're talking about. The fact is an automobile is stolen every 26 seconds in the United States. And even crooks have their favorites.